Tsuruko Uchiha: Geez....What a quiet day!
Sasuke Uchiha: *looks around*
Tsuruko: Wassup bro??
Sasuke: WHA?! Oh...it's you.
Tsuruko: What are you hiding from?
Sasuke: *whispers* Not a what....but a who.
Tsuruko: Who?
Sasuke: Shhhhhhhh!! Fan. Girls.
Tsuruko: Uhhhhhhhhh.....
Fangirls: SASUKE!!! *dash*
Sasuke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs*
Tsuruko: *watches* Wait.......I'LL HELP YOU SASUKE!!! *pulls out katana and runs*
THE END!!