Ways to annoy people at Walmart

go around acting drunk saying stuff like "i swear to drunk im not god"

XD Go around screaming "WHAT THE FRUIT IS A HANKIPANKY?"

Stand by the fish counter and shout about the ethics of killing fish! (Only if you feel like going through social suicide.)

Challenge random people too a freestyle rap contest by running up too them and freestyling that you'd like too challenge them..

Hmm... Steal peoples spots and carts! And talk really loudly about the fat lady in front of you in line. :D

When you she a fat lady in a yellow dress, walk up to her and say, "Taxi?"

All very good ideas but! I have another one!

Run to the book section and keep saying "The bill of rights was signed by thirteen members. Thirteen times two is twenty six, the number of games the Lakers lost in 1933. 1933 divided by the number of movies that are better than this means we need to go see a midget! In south carolina named Thorton! LETS GO!!





FYI I`m not trying to be mean to any midgets on this site.

It works if any midgets walk by you while saying the last part. Also people ma pelt you with shoes.

Run around telling everybody they're on the gaydar. Very annoying! :D

(Daryan would know of that site how XP)

Pick a fight with a lobster from the tank.

(There's a site? xD I don't know of any site called that.)

put them sleeping masks on and run around shouting "I'M BLIND!"

dunno if it was mentioned before or not but...dress up like one of them and just stand there...

people will come talking to you to ask you stuff :p

oh wait...after writing all this, i just realized this prank was for best buy...i think.

These are some things me and my friends thought of. Dont know if anyway else has but im posting them anyway ^^

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

eat all the food in people's cart!

-Start singing Fireflys randomly in the entertainment area
-See if they have like a demo of a band hero or something on display and grab the thing and start singing loudly no matter what instrument your on But you HAVE to sing BADLY!!

When you need to get something on a high shelf, climb up the shelves and get the item. When you get it, climb the rest of the way up and sing "Where is the love" by Black Eyed Peas. Dance as drunkly as you can on top of the shelves and you'll attract attention sooner or later.

Wait for when people come through the door and when someone comes through, say "Get your shit and go!" to every person who comes!

>.> dang you people. I have family that works at Walmart.

oh i am sorry then.......NOT!
Joking Joking

Randomly kick people........

Ohh and something me and my friends did! We got some shopping karts(Think that's what they're called in english) Took alot of Pillows from the shop, sat in out shopping karts and watched Tv :3

Have archery practice >>

Well my friend got arrested for doing this(I didnt get caught :P) You can walk around walkmart randomly assualting ppl and pick fights with their children.

omg!!!

XD

LOL