Ways to annoy people at Walmart

1- Tie a string to a plushie and the other around your leg. Run around screaming, "It's following me!"

2- Grab some random kid and when their parents demand for their child back, demand a custody battle

3- Hide in clothes racks and when people search for clothes, jump out and scream, "PICK ME!"

Excellent ideas daryan!!

I will come up with some of myself

1:Take a pokeball with you, and randomly throw it on the ground hard, or at people, yelling "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU"
(Actually did this once)

2: Randomly start a fight with one of your friends, beating around on the floor (Actually annoys alot of people)

3: Run around with a "Plushie hammer" And knock people on their heads..

Good ideas!

1.Talk to them
2.Scream at them
3.Throw things at them
4.Poke them several times
5.Ask them to come with you only to lead them to the bathroom and say "You looked looked you needed to go.."
6.Lay on the floor and say random things when someone walks by (It works better if the same person comes by several times)
7.Run the carts throught Wal*MArt yelling "WEOO WEOO WEOO WEOO WEOO"

jumping out at people in wal-mart is very fun but it annoys them ^^ XDD

Nice xD

Follow someone down an aisle while singing "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga

Go into the movie section and when people pick up a movie, shout the ending.

Go to the book section with a friend and have a "Twilight Book Battle"

(For Walmarts that have rides for kids) Get on one of the rides without putting money in. When a little kid wants to get on, scream at them and say, "I was here first!"

*giggles*
nice daryan XDD

The Twilight Book Battle was attempted! But some old lady got hit in the face. My friend Sebastian and I call Breaking Dawn "Breaking Noses" now. xD

Go to the card section and grab yugioh cards. When they get rung up, shout, "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

Grab toy guns and run around pistol whipping random people

Go to the section where they keep cds. Open a few cases being unnoticed, and switch cds.
Ex: Switch Slipknot with a Taylor Swift cd

Walk up to a new employee and ask for a non-existant item.
Ex: Where are the Shnarpiels?

Walk up to a worker with a serious expression and say in a professional tone "Code Three in Aisle Ten", then wait for a response

heh heh....nice...nice XDD
you're funny daryan...

hey wanna rp?

No thanks. ._.
But thanks for saying I'm funny. ^^

HA...lol...you're welcome ^^

Breaking noses made me laugh soo hard!!

I tried doing some things with my friend not long ago..

1:Start shooting around soccer balls to your friends, or at random people

2: Cruise around in a tri cycle..

3:Throw paper planes at people yelling "TERRORISM!"

XD Nice Hito. The tricycle idea sounds tempting. ^^

When someone speaks into the intercom, get on your knees and cry tears of joy saying, "God has spoken!"

Get lingerie and put them in older mens' carts when they aen't looking

When someone asks if they can help you, look offended and say, "I don't need help! I'm not mental, the voices in my head say so!" Then hit your head and shout, "No! I will not kill this kind gentleman!"

The tricycle idea is my favorite one as well. Plus everyone got really pissed at me, this old lady even started yelling at me about how my parents must have failed....

~Try when looking at cd's, throwing them too your friend, who maybe stands 15 ft away, and if you drop them, just keep doing it..^_^

~Walk around with a plushie, petting it acting like you're some kinda freak talking to yourself and other people, such as asking them "Where's the deathstar" (People actually get freaked out by this)

... I beat people like you up in walmarts...

1. Try on the womens clothing at the cash register, demanding more time to think, holding up the lines. (Men only)

ok i did this on a dare once with my friend

1. you at like a weird person going by them like 5 times saying something like "pickles?" or "potatoes" or something

2 break out dancing and singing

and i would beat anyone up who did this to me..... its just weird

Go into the Fitting Rooms and randomly play the song "I'm Too Sexy" (This works!)

Bring 10 friends or so and walk up to someone in their twenties. Wait until there's a lot of people around and say, "Can we have ice cream now, mommy?"

Take a black marker out and cross out bar codes so people have to type it in

Put a free sample sign in random places and watch people leave with their "free samples"

Pose as a mannequin. When someone walks by, look at your watch and say, "Well, my shift's over!"

Go to the clothing department and have an America's Next Top Model contest

Jump onto peoples' carts singing "I know a song that gets on everyone's nerves"

XD XD XD Wow. My mom works at Wal~MArt so when I get pulled away screaming, "moom," T^T my mom will be like, "I have no idea who that child is..."
XD

Okay BEST IDEA XD


Bring a Boombox to Wal~mart and play weird music. Make sure to carry an earase board and marker that way when an employee comes up to you saying to shut the music off, pretend to be deaf and write on your board that you didn't even know it was on XD

Man...those are funny!!!

*Brink rocks into the store and put hem into a pile. Leave and do it again and again until someone notices and when someone says something throw the remaining rocks that should be in your hand at that person yelling "Shut the **ck up!!"

o.0.. People! If kagome suddenly stops getting on, she's probably in jail xD

Grab a drill~ and pretend it's a gun and start stalking people, whenever they look back pretend to shoot them. I did this with a friend at some store (NOO, not a hardware store >.<) And this guy that we thought was from the army just walks past us, so instead of shooting him we just stood all still holding the drill near our waists as if we were saluting him xD

lmao nice!

What does IMAO mean?

lmao = Laughing my ass off

and its not an 'i I' its and ' l L'

Oh...I didn`t see that it was in lowercase or else I would have known what LMAO was...sorry to bother you.