Kuroi's weapon armory

-Well that's not bad... I'm sure you'll be out of your debt in no time!

Vlad gives an inspirational thumbs up to baha

*lifts head up again looking at him making a "-_-" face then slightly smiles*

Vlad's smile shines making a dinging noise as he leaned back into his hand

-So then... would you like to do target practice or something? This shop has actually a lot of targetting devices... if ya'd like to practice...

*smiles*
sure....

Vlad took out his heavy gun, he looked between the two and slid the black one down the counter towards her

-The Jackal! Be nice to her!

Vlad grins as he reaches under the counter pushing buttons and various switches as multiple targets pop out of nowhere and start moving around at random patterns.

*smiles*
dont worry...ill be gentle with her
*looks at him*

*is snoring in the rafters*

-SILENCE WAFFLES!

Throws a comically placed table at Kuroi. Vlad then points at the targets

-Take your shot!

okay
*walks over to the target, gets even with it, lifts up my hands both holding the gun*
*takes a deep breath and exhales, shoots*

*table spontaniously kersplodes in vlads hands*
i own this shop
*targets begin beating on vlad randomly*

-That was pretty good!

Vlad claps for Baha as she had hit the moving target

*Is beat on by the targets*

-MAH TABLE SPLODES WHEN I SAY IT SPLODES!

Throws the table as it explodes on kuro

-AND THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!

Vlad stands there clearly annoyed that the targets have spontaneously decided to gang beat him...

*giggles at them*

*walls ooze green slimd which becoms a gang of ninja bunnehs that throw rapist weasles at vlad*
it dosnt have to make sense i own this shop
*table becoms a horse which tramples vlad and splodes*

*sits down still giggling and watching them*

-FINE THEN! I'M A FIRING MY- BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Blows up everything in the building that's attacking Vlad

*vlad dose nothing but scream randomly because kuroi is more than a god in his shop and makes vlad turn into bunneh vlad in pink overalls*

*falls over laughing*

Vlad shrugs turning from kuroi's bunny into bugs bunny who is immune to everything including gods, big bangs and ends of universes.

-Nyah... what's up doc!

Rhode pops up from behind Kuroi turning him into Elmer Fudd because she's secretly a powerful witch before she dissapeared laughing at the Kuroi Fudd

*looks at rhode and laughs again as i notice what she did to kuroi*
heh heh...funny stuff
*lays on my belly on the floor and watches all of them*

*rohde and kuroi somehow switched places and laughs at rohde fudd*
i ish all powerfull
*bugs bunny becoms vlad bunneh again because in his shop kuroi is more powerfull than chuck norris*

Vlad turns back to bugs bunny as rhode switchs with Kuroi again turning her back to her regular doll form and kuroi into kuroi fudd because she remembered that she was the center of the known universe and therefor mightier then Kuroi. Vlad however remained a rabbit. Rhode dissapeared untouched and unaffected by kurois shop magic

*kuroi has infinity times X power and is not fudd because he just is and makes vlad into a toy horse and makes it fall down random stairs*

Kuroi then remembers he's stoopid! Because you can't multiply an endless number with a letter! unless it's a variable in which case vlad treats it like zero making kuroi cease to exist as he returns to normal.

-HOORAH!

Vlad does a victory dance

*giggles at vlad and lays my head on my arms still laying on the ground, curls up and falls asleep*

Vlad lifts Baha onto a cushy chair as he walks off sitting behind the counter sighing